You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost.
Shop Assistant: “It doesn’t matter, right? They’re just underwear; no-one is going to see them.”
Me: “Oh, you have no idea how many people see my underwear.”
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one.
someone give me something funny to reply to this with
and he hasn’t messaged me back since
I still do this